Interview with the vampire: Eternal life ain’t shit!

“If life’s a bitch, eternal life is a three-headed shape-shifting hungry bitch, and these vampires are here to prove it!”

First of all I just want to say I really really enjoyed interview with a vampire. I was reluctant to read it at first considering I had already watched the movie and loved it very much so why read the book when I already know the high points, right? So I said to myself I’ll read it in due time. That due time came in the form of dear husband first granting me a copy of said book and then nagging me every single time his eyes fell on said copy lying around.

And you know what? I am glad I did because boy these vampires are a mess! Naturally there is nothing I like more than a big mess to roll around in and analyze.

The title of the book alone is quite arresting. I mean the opportunity to Interview a vampire?  I suppose it would be exceedingly cool to a journalist. But let’s say I am just me…a normal human being who is very keen on staying alive and also a big coward…..would I still go? I think I would…yeah, I definitely would. I’d probably need to marinate in a mixture of garlic and holy water the night before, just in case. Hubby would also need to be nearby although if it’s Brad Pitt he can take the night off 🙂 And I am not even the bravest person around just to show you how enticing the whole idea is. 

“The world changes, we do not, therein lies the irony that kills us.”

From the start I was almost mesmerized by these vampires tribulations. This isn’t a vampire horror-type story. It is basically the story of life.  And death.  A story of redemption and perversion. Of good and evil and so much more. But the lines are blurred…terribly blurred. So blurred that you are sort forced to construct your own truth or at the very least come up with your own version of things. What is good? What is evil? Is there a God? Does love justify everything? How do you look at things with fresh eyes when well, you have truly seen it all. What makes life worthwhile? What makes human life precious? Is it the thought of losing it? Do we change? Can people change?

“Let the flesh instruct the mind”

At times it became the story of my life when I witnessed Louis wrestle with what he has become versus what he was or could have been but surprisingly Louis wasn’t my favorite either. I found him whiny. Always trying to look like the good guy. I was like relax you’re a vampire, nobody trusts you anyways. But if I am to be honest with myself there is a deeper reason why I just couldn’t fully like Louis. He reminds me of that part of myself that I am constantly trying to change. The part that never seems to be able to enjoy the now. Joy is always to be found in either the past or a seemingly glorious future. The do-gooder, the model child, model wife, model citizen part of me. I was so invested in these characters that at various points in the story I found myself wanting to bring a cup of warm milk to Louis and invite Armand for super. I also started imagining what a night out with Lestat would feel like (I told you I was invested). I am quite sure he would have entry to all the cool clubs and such. Of them all, I felt like Lestat made the most of his condition so far. Well, at least he tried and I admire him for that.

So many contradictions. So many emotions. What about Claudia? I mean being forced to walk the earth inside the body of a child when you’re probably old enough to be a grandmother? How cruel that? If I were Claudia I’d definitely have mixed feelings about my maker. I envy and pity them all at the same time.

I enjoyed Armand thoughts about handling change and staying relevant. According to him there are vampires who are so afraid of change that they literally become mummified in a certain time period. They sport the same clothes over and over and entertain the same thoughts over and over without allowing the passing of time any kind of influence on their behaviors. I don’t think it is because they refuse to change. At least it is only a mere part of the equation. Instead, I think at some point, once you become more and more acquainted with yourself there comes a strong need to anchor yourself and being able to stay “this is who I am and that’s that”. Of course, there’s always the danger of looking like Mary Poppins when most people are now wearing star wars type of clothing. But hey at some point you’ve got to chose, right? Anyways I’d probably be the only vampire walking around naked because she can’t decide what to wear 🙂

“Don’t you see? I’m not the spirit of any age. I’m at odds with everything and always have been! I have never belonged anywhere with anyone at any time!” 

I started asking myself all types of questions. For example, if I were to become a vampire who would I turn first into a vampire? My niece? My husband? These are the two people dearest to me in the entire world. I think maybe my husband. Why? Well, our wedding vows said: “Till death do us part” and I ain’t dead, aren’t? Plus somebody has to brave the sun😊 while I am having my beauty sleep. If I were given the opportunity who would I play? I’d probably want to play Armand (wise, annoying and slightly stuck up) provided the casting crew doesn’t just take one look at me and cast me as Louis. Story of my life 😦

The synergy between the characters is amazing. Louis is always questioning. Lestat is living it up and Armand is reflecting. It allows you to experience the story on so many different levels.  

Now dear readers, I’d love to hear your thoughts on the following questions: Would you go if you were given the opportunity to interview a vampire? Who’s your favorite character and why? Who’s your least favorite character and why? Who would you turn first into a vampire if you yourself were to become a vampire? Feel free to also add some more questions to the list!

As for turning my niece into a vampire if I ever become one? The jury is still out…

Thank you for passing by and if you enjoy this article please feel free to like, comment or share! Next time I’ll tell you about my 2017 goals and see if I have achieved any of those goals or if I am, at the very least, on the verge of accomplishing some of them any time soon… so stay tuned!

Life update no. 1

Now that we’ve moved and are starting to settle down a bit, I thought I’d tell you guys how life has been so far! We went from downtown to the suburbs and it is quite a change.

I can now safely say that I am officially a Lavalois! In fact, I was at the Montmorency bus station the other day and this young guy approached me and asked which bus to take to go to a place I did not even know existed. Still thinking as a true downtown person, I told him that I had no idea and he gave me the strangest look. As I was getting a seat to wait for my bus I started thinking about the whole thing. Then it hit me! Do I already have it…you know the look of a suburbian? It is either that or I portray such an outstanding air of self-confidence that the young man felt compelled to ask me for directions. Being a self-loving person I chose the second option. It could also be that I looked so pretty that he was just looking for an excuse to talk to me. Which actually could be the most logical answer because let’s face it, I am indeed very pretty (and delusional which is essential to a happy and fulfilling life). When I read the name of  the bus I was going to take I sincerely felt like I was being forced out of town by a long time enemy .

But all in all life is pretty good! The house is super nice, spacious and well lit with a decidedly cozy feel to it. The whole neighborhood is encrusted in a very tiny forest which gives the impression that you’re out of town. Quite lovely really! I think I am slowly falling in love. Our backyard alone must have something like 5 or 6 trees with at least 4 big ones. I usually take my morning coffee in the backyard which has recently become one of the top hide and seek place for the neighborhood squirrels. I am so so happy with our choice. A couple of weeks ago we even had a wild turkey in our backyard!!!! Although I remained safely inside it was quite a moving experience to watch my fiancé run after the turkey to take pictures. The poor turkey looked bitter. Freedom is definitely not that glamorous. I supposed getting selfied left and right by overzealous strangers with zero treat in the process must be really discouraging. I know in its place I would feel like killing someone! Anyways…that’s it for the update. Talk soon!

Tranche de vie no. 1

Cela fait un petit bout que l’on ne s’est parlé sur ce blog. Je pense qu’un life update est de mise. Alors comme vous le savez déjà, moi et mon chéri adoré on a récemment déménagé du centre ville à la banlieue. Tout un changement ! A ce sujet, l’autre jour, j’étais en train d’attendre pour le bus à Laval quand un jeune homme m’approcha pour me demander des infos sur l’autobus à prendre pour aller à un endroit que franchement je ne savais pas existait. J’étais pour le moins surprise car les gens me demandent rarement leur chemin. Je lui répondis que je n’avais absolument aucune idée! Il avait l’air aussi surpris que moi ! C’est comme s’il s’attendait à ce que je sache. Du coup, je retournai m’asseoir à la cabine de bus et me mis à réfléchir.  Aurais-je donc déjà perdu le look de mannequin africaine entre deux contrats qui respire le béton et les grattes-ciels? Faut dire que les quelques livres que j’ai prises (un nombre que je n’ose pas nommer) et le fait d’avoir laisser pousser mes cheveux n’aident pas. Mais comme je suis une personne qui a une fixation sur sa propre petite personne, j’ai choisi de penser qu’il a juste été ébloui par ma jolie personne et a par conséquent utilisé n’importe quelle excuse pour m’approcher! La tentation était quand même forte de l’approcher encore une fois et de lui indiquer un bus qui partait pour le pôle nord…vu qu’il m’a fait me remettre en question durant un bref instant…mais j’ai résisté et me suis rappelé que j’étais une belle et gentille personne.

Pour ce qui est de la maison, je suis tellement ravie du choix que l’on a fait. Notre quartier est entouré d’un petit bois dense, ce qui donne plutôt un air douillet à tout l’ensemble. Je commence à prendre l’habitude de déguster mon café du matin dans la cour arrière avec en bruit de fond les écureuils jouant à cache-cache. C’est cute à mort! Il y a de cela quelques semaines, mon copain a même pu prendre en photo une dinde qui se promenait dans la cour. Bien entendu, je suis resté sagement derrière la baie vitrée à regarder mon copain courir après la dinde pour la prendre en photo. J’ai tenu mes distances parce que non seulement la dinde avait l’air confuse mais aussi furieuse, comme quelqu’un à qui on aurait indiqué le mauvais bus. Elle avait aussi l’air désabusé par sa soudaine liberté. J’imagine que quand on se fait prendre en photo constamment par des étrangers gesticulants sans signe de gâteries à l’horizon cela doit être super décourageant! En tout cas moi à sa place, j’aurais été non seulement découragée mais enragée ! Ce qui explique ma décision de l’admirer de loin. Bon, sur ce, à la prochaine!

Gaining weight may be a good thing for your relationship!

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Eight months after moving in with my now future husband, I started gaining weight slowly. I mentioned this to a few of my colleagues at work and suddenly one of my male colleagues approached me, grabbed my hands and said:

  • Congratulations! You’re set! You are officially a couple now!
  • I took a brief moment to question his sanity than I said: Well, Clark, we’ve been together for some time now, so we are already a REAL couple.
  • Yes, he said, but now you guys are starting to relax in the relationship; you know you’re not going anywhere so…you’re getting fat!
  • Oh, I said shocked. It is interesting…well….
  • Just make sure you’re not the only one gaining weight though, he continued.
  • Oh! Ok…what will happen if I am the only one to gain weight?
  • Well, you may have to update your profile on E-Harmony and ok Cupid!
  • But what if he refused to gain weight?
  • Then you have to force-feed him like they do the ducks to get foie gras, he said jokingly.

We all started laughing! Needless to say that I was on a mission, the next morning, bright and early me and my boyfriend miraculously found ourselves standing in front of the scale so we had no choice but to weigh ourselves. Low and behold! Not only had he gained weight but he also gained a tiny bit more than me. Which I immediately interpreted as a sign of not only his undying devotion but also a sizable wedding ring in my future.

Everything is a question of perspective! All of a sudden instead of thinking fat, I was thinking wedding ring!

Have you guys experienced a similar thing during your relationship?  Please share!

Prendre du poids peut être une bonne chose pour votre couple!

Huit mois après avoir emménagé avec mon copain, j’étais au travail et je papotais avec un de mes collègues et j’ai mentionné qu’il fallait que je me mette au régime car moi et mon copain on avait commencé à prendre du poids. Soudain, un de mes collègues masculins d’un certain âge s’est brusquement retourné et m’a fait la remarque suivante :

  • Félicitations ! vous êtes maintenant un VRAI couple !
  • Ah bon! j’ai répondu. Mais Clark (nom fictif) je lui ai dit en le regardant avec un regard de commisération comme pour quelqu’un souffrant de grosse fièvre, Ca fait presque un an qu’on est un couple, maintenant.
  • Vous avez commencé à prendre du poids quand dans le couple ? répondit-il sans flancher
  • Euh, il y a peut être 3 mois lui répondis-je intriguée.
  • La relation est donc devenue sérieuse! c’est une étape nécessaire. Cela prouve que vous n’avez aucune intention d’aller voir ailleurs par conséquent, vous laisser pousser la bedaine.
  • Ah ! ai-je répondu un peu choquée. Dans ce cas, je peux commencer à m’hydrater les phalanges en prévision de la bague qui ne tardera point ?
  • Assure toi juste que lui aussi a pris au moins autant de poids que toi, sinon plus.
  • Euh, Ok, sinon qu’est ce que je fais s’il refuse de prendre du poids, lui ai-je demandé ?
  • Ben tu commences à le nourrir de force comme on fait avec les oies pour le foie gras !

Et on a tous éclaté de rire. Je pense que l’idée n’est pas bête considérant que cela faisait plus de 20 ans que le collègue en question était marié et qu’il avait même des petits enfants!

Suite à la conversation, le lendemain, sitôt le soleil levé, sous un prétexte bizarre et par un grand hasard de circonstances, on s’est moi et mon copain, tous les deux retrouvés sur la balance a tout de rôle et miracle (merci mon dieu) !  Mon copain avait non seulement pris du poids mais il en avait pris un tout petit peu plus que moi (étant homme il perd beaucoup plus rapidement aussi mais bon a win is a win!).

Du coup, j’ai relaxé…j’ai tellement relaxé que 30 livres plus tard je suis  maintenant en train de pédaler comme un rat de laboratoire pour m’en débarrasser à l’approche imminent du mariage.

Avez-vous vécu quelque chose de similaire dans votre relation ? Ou trouvez-vous que l’idée est tout simplement bête?

Be kind to everyone…

Years ago I read this quote somewhere:

“Be kind to everyone you meet for they may be fighting a battle..

I always try to keep that in mind in my personal contact with people as you may never know how much of an impact your word or act of kindness may have on someone. Now that is not always easy as we are all human and therefore imperfect. Most often, when faced with extremely agressive people, the common reflex is to naturally double our own aggressiveness. I have been guilty of that as well but as get to know myself, I have come to realize that this is not who I want to be.

It is clear that there is no excuse for being unkind or simply plain mean but in my experience the person guilty of such behavior is usually suffering more than you know and being unkind or mean may simply be an expression of their pain. Personally I always try not to take things personally…but then again we each have their own way of dealing with things.

So, at the risk of sounding like a reincarnation of mother Theresa, Be Kind…if not, well, you’re only human!

Better late than never! Mieux vaut tard que jamais!

At the risk of sounding cliché: ”Just Do it”. I used to be so annoyed when people would tell me this type of stuff. It is like okay I get it, you wear Nike and you listen to Tony Robbins a lot (Which incidentally I have been doing a lot too recently) and you need a subject! But now that I am older and hopefully wiser (If only one could get one without the other) I am proud to say that I know better (Oui, nous sommes des gens qui savent!). 
Well, let me confess something to you I have been meaning to start a blog for a while now, actually 5 years to be precise. I have watched blogs I used to follow and still do blossom into wonderful life sharing experiences while I was seating by the sidelines, nicely dressed, thinking of how great it would be for me to have a blog and have thousands of followers my first week! 
Naturally there was always a reason why I could not start now because well, I needed to first lose 10 pds to look better in the pictures, have a better hair cut, live in a more artistic neighborhood (for the pictures, you know), come to terms with my height ( I always wish I was taller!), wait for my niece to move to Montreal to take the pictures for me (while she never expressed any willingness to do so!) or better yet wait for my future husband to give me a stable home so I can focus on my artistic passion! And the list goes on! Actually the husband did come. More on that later.
In fact, I would like to think my dear future husband for this very post because he gave me the kick in the butt that was painful but necessary. 
He actually did more than that, he created the blog, opened up a blank page and said I want a blog post tonight before 8:00 pm. I tried to push it back for Midnight and he said NO.
The point is…in case you are wondering…JUST DO IT!