WHY I HATE GOING TO THE DENTIST

I never feared going to  the dentist. Well, I must also say that I keep my visits to the bare minimum which is why I was in for major tuneups the last time I went.  I went in with the innocence and abandon of a sleeping baby considering my husband had been going there for a while now and he assured me she was very efficient. So I told myself if my husband can take it so can I. Wrong. The thing is dear husband has a high pain threshold. I don’t.

“…I had more traffic in my open mouth than a merging lane during rush hour.”

Mulder soft palate is drilled
“What going to the dentist feels like…”

Picture: Courtesy of: http://x-files.wikia.com/wiki/Fox_Mulder%27s_abduction

So I booked an appointment and was greeted upon arrival by an extremely sweet desk clerk. Everything was going well until I stepped into the actual dentistry room. The dental assistant welcomed me in with what I thought was at first a thoughtful and considerate smile but in the aftermath I came to the realization that people on death rows must receive the exact same smile from powerless family members. Some tests were performed firsthand to determine the state of my teeth and judging by the resulting pursed lips from the dentist they were not satisfactory. The tests themselves made feel like a victim of aliens abduction, X-files style.

Now regarding the procedure itself, I always considered myself to be a delicate flower that must be treated with the utmost care but apparently in that office they did not get the memo. To put it nicely, it was fast and furious. My mouth was kept open unceremoniously with fingers and objects coming in and out of it at lightning speed. I had more traffic in my open mouth than a merging lane during rush hour. It was the longest 45 minutes of my life and the copious amounts of pain medication injected did absolutely nothing to relieve the constant drilling and pulling and scrubbing that felt like mini earthquakes. Months later, traumatized and still shocked I sometimes wonder if this dear dentist wasn’t a mechanic in a past life…which would have explained a lot of things and restored my faith in dentists all over the world (Insert Greek tragedy goddess emoji here).

“The tests themselves made me feel like a victim of aliens abduction, X-files style.”

In retrospect, I should have known because when I came in there was a little girl coming out of the dentistry room crying her heart out and to calm her down the receptionist gave her a toy. I sincerely wish they would give toys to adults too when they come out of there. Or at the very lest a hug. I know I would have appreciated one after that traumatizing experience. 

Needless to say after much deliberation I decided not to go back. I gathered a couple of suggestions from friends and family and most of them come highly recommended but I am so traumatized I can’t even bring myself to place a call for that first appointment. But I know  I have to… (Insert why me emoji here)

Are you afraid of the dentist too? Apparently it is a very common fear that I quite frankly didn’t expect to feel. Do you know of any tricks to help manage it? Any suggestions would be much appreciated. Until then talk to you soon! My next post will be on December 17th. Bisoux!

5 thoughts on “WHY I HATE GOING TO THE DENTIST

  1. selviafei 27 December 2017 / 2 h 00 min

    Well I had operation on my teeth a few years ago.. It scared me too, it took the whole night for the bleeding 😭😭😭 but yeah I had to do it anyway for my own sake.. so the point is just believe that no matter happen in that dentist room is for your own good.. 👍😃 have a great day..

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    • fduplessy 3 January 2018 / 16 h 32 min

      You’re so right! Sometimes there’s no other choice. I am currently in the process of looking for another dentist. A close friend of ours referred us to one so we’ll see… Thank you for taking the time to comment. Have a great day and happy new year to you!

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      • selviafei 3 January 2018 / 16 h 54 min

        You’re welcome 😁 thank you.. Happy New Year to you too 😄

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      • selviafei 3 January 2018 / 16 h 55 min

        Ohh and good luck for another dentist 👍😉

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  2. Ida Auclond 17 February 2018 / 22 h 10 min

    I know a few people who need Ativan to calm down before going to the dentist. XD I don’t, but I still don’t like going: they unintentionally hurt me one time out of two. Plus my jaw is sensitive and sometimes it blocks open and it is super painful to make it close again. ^^;

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